Story written by Tuesday's Feasters
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| Panda riding Siberian tiger. |
A long, long time ago in China, a big, fat panda was
chomping on succulent green bamboo. The sky darkened. A herd of rhinos stomped
quickly under the panda.
Frightened, the panda plunged to the earth, landing on
a Siberian tiger. Surprised, the tiger bolted and the panda clung on for dear
life.
After several hundred yards, the cranky, annoyed tiger
spotted the source of his back pain – the big, fat panda. He immediately said,
“You better be tasty!”
Panda sheepishly said, “I’ll get off at the next corner,
please.”
The tiger was quick to reply, “Oh, no, you don’t. No stops
until the end of the line."
As they got closer to the first village house, the tiger
smelled the enticing aroma of roasting turkey. Sidetracked, the tiger slowed
down. Seeing an opportunity, the panda quietly and quickly slipped off the tiger and ran home.
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